BREAKING NEWS>>> A
NEW COUNTRY IS FORMED>>
AL-ARAB-SALAH
AL-ARAB-SALAH
Yes, you heard it right! There is a brand new country on
this globe with quite a fancy name: “Al-Arab-Salah”
The ‘Father of the Nation’ of this baby country is the most
handsome, most lovable, most adorable --
Shri P.D. Ays
Mohammed Faris
(P.D. Ays is an honourable
salutation in Al-Arab-Salah, I don’t yet know it’s meaning, but, I shall get
back to you with more info in this regard!)
Shri P.D Ays Mohammed Faris is the leader of the victorious “Milton
Party”.
He got independence for his country through great sacrifice.
To bring fair rule to his country he even had to sacrifice his own brother, “Mohammed
Ali”.
[[ Republic Day of Al-Arab-Salah- On 2nd April, 2014 Al-Arab-Salah got freedom from the rules going on Al-Arab-Salah on this day Shri P.D. Ays Muhammed Faris told to North russians you can shoot my brother Mohammed Ali then after shooting we will make our own rules of AAS then North russians shooted Shri Mohd Ali. After shooting they go back to
Al-Arab-Salah has a majority Muslim population but is ‘secular’ for all practical purposes.
India already has a Muslim majority secular country as a neighbor, we can only
hope that Al-Arab-Salah is not India’s neighbor! Yes, you got it right, Shri
P.D. Ays Muhammed Faris has not yet disclosed the location of his country! And
that is strange coz’ he is addicted to maps! I’m sure he will soon draw many
maps showing the location of Al-Arab-Salah and release it to the world. I’ll
pass it on to you, don’t worry!
Meanwhile, Shri P.D. Ays Muhammed Faris has a constitution
ready for his countrymen and women. He also has a cricket team ready! The
currency of Al-Arab-Salah is the “Sinner”…. And it also has a symbol “@”.
Imagine! India took decades to come up with a symbol for its rupya and here we
have a new country with a new currency and they already have a symbol for it!
The national anthem of Al-Arab-Salah is “Zoomba Doomba”. It
is really long and confusing, but, I’m sure I’ll be able to get the hang of it
soon.
This country is also rich in food- cooked in pure ghee and
maida!! Surely, Al-Arab-Salah- THE PLACE TO BE!!! :)
