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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Remixed Arabic :)


Assalamalaykum
Our little kitty cats Faris and Fiza are almost 5 yrs old. They have been learning Arabic for the past 3-4- months now….. they have learnt to read the alphabets and the basic zabar zers…..
While Faris is a very keen to learn child, Fiza doesn’t really enjoy studying…..
Faris sits thru the entire Arabic class (we call a Maulvi home to teach them) and diligently learns everything that is taught….. while Fiza runs away from the table around a hundred times….
Same goes with their school classes as well as their tuition … they both do their work but Faris is actually interested in doing it whereas Fiza is clearly a rebel (and not just with her lessons)…..
We actually got a proof of Faris’s desire to learn when one day Aapa told me that Faris has learnt to ‘write’ aleef bey teh…. I was like ‘Wat rubbish!!!’
I took yearrrrrsssss to write the urdu alphabets (i.e. learnt on my own…without classes---- we were only taught to read in the maktab… not to write….) and I still cant write any urdu word other than my own name….
And here there was this 5 saal ka bacha writing the alphabets !!!
We got a little demo of how he writes on the blackboard at home…. And awwwwww!!! That was the cutest thing on this planet… :) :)

Just look at it…..
Baba has written quite well for a 5 yr old kid who has learnt the alphabets for only 3 months…without ever being taught to write… that means he has learnt it all only by observing…..




Which dumbass says that Arabic cannot be written from the left???? Look!!! There my baby has written it from the left side… :) :) :)
It’s actually a remixed version of the alphabets….
It begins from the wrong side….
Is written in a very…well…. Stylized way ;p
And just like all remixes have English words…. You see my baby has replaced the ‘re’ with an English ‘R’ :p :p :p :p
And after ‘seen’…. He has blended trance music into it…. Nothing is clear…. :p :p

Now isn’t that a smart little DJ Faris ??
;) ;) ;)

Thursday, September 15, 2011

White Tigers :)




A conversation between Fiza and her mummy

Fiza : “Mummy, aap kabhi white tiger dekhi hai?”
Mum: “Nahi”
[after a pause]
Fiza: “Aurrrr, kabhi white elephant dekhi hain?”
Mum: (irritated) “Nahee”.
(after thinking for sometime), “Kyu? Tum dekhi hain kya?”

Fiza: “Hum white doggie dekhi hai”.


Mum: awwwwwwwwwwwww *hugs*hugs*

Sunday, July 17, 2011

ENJOY

old ones from good old carbyns































SNIPPETS contd.....

I was really happy to read so much bout my wonderful kids. thanks tanki...i thought of adding certain others also so why not now..........


1. yesterday faris had a small fight with me and he got so pissed off ..i mean for a 4 yr old the anger was great..he picked up 3 books and left the room for outside and declared'hum yeh ghar mein nahin rahega, yeh ghar achha nahin hai' then his baba scolded him and called him inside. He entered the front room and threw the books on the floor and then threw himself on the diwan and the conversation:

me:faris tum kyun ghar chod kar ja raha hai?
faris: yeh ghar achha nahin hai.
me: tum kahan jayega?
faris: hum mumbai jayega mera dost ke paas..
me(shocked) : kaise jayega tum??
faris(cool): plane me jayega.
me: kaise ??usme jaane ke liye to paisa chahiye.faris: mera kapda tay karo (fold my clothes) aur plane mein jaane ke liye paisa do...
he repeated this again while rolling on the floor.

the first dhamki i got from my 41/2 yr old son of leaving the house that too, to mumbai


2. me and fiza were watching ' balika vadhu' in colors. The character 'Anandi' suddenly started crying coz her husband had left her. I simply for fun asked fiza why is she crying.... fiza replied: uska jeevan ka khushi chala gaya hai,woh ladka na usko chod ke chala gaya hai na...
i was dumbstruck wn asked how did she know..she got totally confused as to how did she come to know and replied ''pata nahin mama humko kaisa pata chal gaya'














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