BREAKING NEWS>>> A
NEW COUNTRY IS FORMED>>
AL-ARAB-SALAH
AL-ARAB-SALAH
Yes, you heard it right! There is a brand new country on
this globe with quite a fancy name: “Al-Arab-Salah”
The ‘Father of the Nation’ of this baby country is the most
handsome, most lovable, most adorable --
Shri P.D. Ays
Mohammed Faris
(P.D. Ays is an honourable
salutation in Al-Arab-Salah, I don’t yet know it’s meaning, but, I shall get
back to you with more info in this regard!)
Shri P.D Ays Mohammed Faris is the leader of the victorious “Milton
Party”.
He got independence for his country through great sacrifice.
To bring fair rule to his country he even had to sacrifice his own brother, “Mohammed
Ali”.
[[ Republic Day of Al-Arab-Salah- On 2nd April, 2014 Al-Arab-Salah got freedom from the rules going on Al-Arab-Salah on this day Shri P.D. Ays Muhammed Faris told to North russians you can shoot my brother Mohammed Ali then after shooting we will make our own rules of AAS then North russians shooted Shri Mohd Ali. After shooting they go back to
Al-Arab-Salah has a majority Muslim population but is ‘secular’ for all practical purposes.
India already has a Muslim majority secular country as a neighbor, we can only
hope that Al-Arab-Salah is not India’s neighbor! Yes, you got it right, Shri
P.D. Ays Muhammed Faris has not yet disclosed the location of his country! And
that is strange coz’ he is addicted to maps! I’m sure he will soon draw many
maps showing the location of Al-Arab-Salah and release it to the world. I’ll
pass it on to you, don’t worry!
Meanwhile, Shri P.D. Ays Muhammed Faris has a constitution
ready for his countrymen and women. He also has a cricket team ready! The
currency of Al-Arab-Salah is the “Sinner”…. And it also has a symbol “@”.
Imagine! India took decades to come up with a symbol for its rupya and here we
have a new country with a new currency and they already have a symbol for it!
The national anthem of Al-Arab-Salah is “Zoomba Doomba”. It
is really long and confusing, but, I’m sure I’ll be able to get the hang of it
soon.
This country is also rich in food- cooked in pure ghee and
maida!! Surely, Al-Arab-Salah- THE PLACE TO BE!!! :)
4 comments:
lol. this was sooo gud... thnx. i was planning to pen it down since this country's inception started. well there are many more things to add. i will be sending u and we can include it in geography. what say.
Yes, we must work hard for the recognition of this country....
"There is a brand new country on this globe with quite a fancy name: “Al-Arab-Salah”
The ‘Father of the Nation’ of this baby country is the most handsome, most lovable, most adorable --
Shri P.D. Ays Mohammed Faris".
I must have "our" people contact Faris's people b/c the United States is ready to "help" other (new) countries, whether they want it or not.First, we shall send you some arms, so you can defend yourselves. Next we will supply you with our happy volunteer army Peeps, to train your young people how to die properly on the battlefield.
Next we will map out a war plan for you to follow. YOU SAY THAT nobody is fighting you? When they see U.S. in there tearing down factories and building spa-hotels in their place--you will have LOTS enemies.
Then will come the rioting in the streets. IN THIS, believe me, we ARE experienced! We know how to reduce police departments to frightened, shivering masses of flesh--WITH GUNS!!!
For all these favors we will do for you--OH! I forgot, we will also take control of your banks, to make certain nobody will steal your money except us Ameri...OOOPS!
So for all these favors, all we ask is half your country for our new airfields and bases. Oh, and we DO have a list of references. Let's se...there's Irn, Irq, Syr, Egy, Jor, and many more. So you can see we only have the best interests of the world (and the United States!) to guide our actions.
It is time for me to sleep now...gotta tell the Generals t
o get ready to help YOU invade some of those countries....PEACE and LIGHT, Almas!
Ha ha ha!!! That is so well written!! :D :D
Yaaayyy!!! To one more chapter in history text books!!! :D :D
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