BREAKING NEWS>>> A NEW COUNTRY IS FORMED>>
Yes, you heard it right! There is a brand new country on this globe with quite a fancy name: “Al-Arab-Salah”
The ‘Father of the Nation’ of this baby country is the most handsome, most lovable, most adorable --
Shri P.D. Ays Mohammed Faris
(P.D. Ays is an honourable salutation in Al-Arab-Salah, I don’t yet know it’s meaning, but, I shall get back to you with more info in this regard!)
Shri P.D Ays Mohammed Faris is the leader of the victorious “Milton Party”.
He got independence for his country through great sacrifice. To bring fair rule to his country he even had to sacrifice his own brother, “Mohammed Ali”.
[[ Republic Day of Al-Arab-Salah- On 2nd April, 2014 Al-Arab-Salah got freedom from the rules going on Al-Arab-Salah on this day Shri P.D. Ays Muhammed Faris told to North russians you can shoot my brother Mohammed Ali then after shooting we will make our own rules of AAS then North russians shooted Shri Mohd Ali. After shooting they go back to
Al-Arab-Salah has a majority Muslim population but is ‘secular’ for all practical purposes. India already has a Muslim majority secular country as a neighbor, we can only hope that Al-Arab-Salah is not India’s neighbor! Yes, you got it right, Shri P.D. Ays Muhammed Faris has not yet disclosed the location of his country! And that is strange coz’ he is addicted to maps! I’m sure he will soon draw many maps showing the location of Al-Arab-Salah and release it to the world. I’ll pass it on to you, don’t worry!
Meanwhile, Shri P.D. Ays Muhammed Faris has a constitution ready for his countrymen and women. He also has a cricket team ready! The currency of Al-Arab-Salah is the “Sinner”…. And it also has a symbol “@”.
Imagine! India took decades to come up with a symbol for its rupya and here we have a new country with a new currency and they already have a symbol for it!
The national anthem of Al-Arab-Salah is “Zoomba Doomba”. It is really long and confusing, but, I’m sure I’ll be able to get the hang of it soon.
This country is also rich in food- cooked in pure ghee and maida!! Surely, Al-Arab-Salah- THE PLACE TO BE!!! :)